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Her Cyborg Champion

 (Terras Five – Book Four)

By Anne Kane

Genres: Sci-Fi, Cyborgs, romance, humor

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Blurb:

An intergalactic game of hide and seek, with a sexy human female as the prize.

Zoe is five feet, six inches of green-eyed, red-haired militant activist. A deeply ingrained need to help those who can’t help themselves — human and otherwise — motivates her every move. She snuck into the Mailon research facility to investigate rumors of experiments being conducted on a rare and highly intelligent species of sentient mammals. Now she finds herself in need of help to rescue one very sick little battle rat.

Greyson is six and a half feet of ruggedly muscular cyborg with a penchant for violence. He loves to fight, and he fights to win. What he hates is being sent to the Mailon research facility on a petty errand. When he catches a glimpse of a former lover flitting around the facility like an impossibly sexy cat burglar, he is intrigued. What is the saucy little wench up to, and why is she stalking him through the corridors of the alien laboratory?

EXCERPT

“So what’s the plan?” Greyson swiveled the command seat to look at his passenger. Passengers, actually. Since bringing the bedraggled little bundle of fur aboard, he’d come to realize that the battle rat was definitely a sentient being, and understood most, if not all of what was being discussed.

She might not look like much, and he certainly didn’t expect the battle rat to be an asset in an actual battle but she was starting to grow on him. Who would have believed he had a compassionate side? Certainly none of his platoon mates in the outer rim battalion!

Zoe let out a long sigh. “I hadn’t actually got past the part where I used your trip to the research facility to facilitate getting her out of there. I’d like to take her back to her home, to her own kind but I have no idea where that is.”

Greyson titled his head to study her. “So how did you find out she was in the facility?”

“Mailon carelessness. They did a news release on some new tech development and she showed up in the background of one of the info shots. One of my contacts sent me a still frame of it, and the location of the facility. They knew I’d find a way to get her out of there.”

“So why didn’t you just go for the usual media route to get her freed?”

Zoe shook her head. “Wouldn’t work. The Mailons have a lot of clout with the big stations and they’d be leery of airing anything that might cut off the gravy train. These little critters might be cute, but they don’t have any hard currency to barter with.”

Greyson reached down to scoop up the battle rat. The little creature cooed at him. She sounded happy, although for all he knew maybe that sound was her battle cry. She batted her eyelids at him, and he chuckled. If he didn’t know better, he’d think she was playing coy.

He looked over at Zoe. “You should give her a name. We can’t keep calling her ‘the thing.’”

Zoe shrugged, her attention on the star chart dancing in the air in front of her. “I would imagine she has a name. We just have no idea of what it is.”

“Well, she needs a name we can pronounce.”

Zoe let go of the star chart and it blinked out of existence. She glided over to his side with a graceful movement that set his libido in gear. It took more than a little self-control to quash the urge to take her in his arms and ravish her.

Again.

They’d done little else in the time they’d been cooped up together on his shuttle. In his defense, there wasn’t a lot else to do as the ship hurtled through space on auto-pilot. It wasn’t outfitted for entertaining. As a bonus, Zoe seemed to derive as much, or more, satisfaction from their erotic activities as he did.

She cocked her head and studied the creature. “How about Joan? As in Joan of Arc from the stories from Old Earth? I don’t recall the whole story but she was a female warrior of some sort. It seems suitable for a battle rat.”

Greyson still had his doubts about the thing’s ability to defend itself, let alone wage battle but he saw no reason to bring that up. He reached out to ruffle her fur. “Joan it is. What do you think of your new name?”

As if she understood the conversation, the newly named Joan chortled happily and bounced up his arm to drape herself across the back of the command chair.

“I think she’s adopted you.” Zoe grinned at him.

“You might try explaining to her that you were the one who rescued her.” No way was he going to admit that he enjoyed the little fur ball’s company.

“Nope. Too late. She’s bonding with you. Maybe we won’t have to worry about where her home is.”

“Well right now we’re on course to the supply station in the Gliese system. Once we get there we need to figure out where we’re going next. “

“Where were you heading before I interrupted your plans?”

“Terras Five, but I’m not sure you want to go there with me.”

Zoe wrinkled her nose.

Gods. Even that small gesture went straight to his groin.

“Have to say you have a point there. Maybe you could drop me off on one of the human space stations? There must be one in the vicinity.”

“There is, but it’s a military facility. I’m not sure you’d pass their security clearances. I seem to recall you have a bit of a checkered history.”

She waved her hand dismissively. “I have a couple of alternate sets of I.D. I’m sure I’ll be fine.”

He arched his brow. “There’s also the other problem with that idea. What if I don’t think it’s a good idea to leave you on a base crowded with testosterone-driven males?”

She laughed. “Are you serious? You think they’d be worse than you? We barely keep our clothes on long enough to eat.”

“On the contrary, I think they’d be exactly like me — which is why I object.” He leaned back in his chair and grinned up at her. “Although they wouldn’t be as proficient at the sensual arts of course. I’m sure you’d be disappointed.”

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2670

 (Set In Stone Book #10)

By Anne Kane

Get Off My Cloud

Genres: Humor, romance

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Lucas has no intention of letting Olivia get away again – they just have to survive the dinosaurs!

BLURB:

 

Six months ago, Lucas met the woman of his dreams, but after a night of amazing sex he woke up to find himself alone. Sent to rescue the daughter of a billionaire from her own folly, he discovers her to be the same woman, and this time he intends to make sure she stays put.

When Olivia discovers a herd of live dinosaurs existing on a small island in the South Pacific, she’s ecstatic. This discovery could crown her career as a paleontologist and put to rest the rumors that her daddy bought her position for her! Of course, when her father sends someone to drag her home, she’s not willing to comply and the couple must find a way to deal with the sizzling attraction between them while running from a herd of angry prehistoric beasts.

 

EXCERPT

He grasped the bottom of her thin cotton dress and tugged it upward. Olivia obediently raised her arms to let him tug the material up over her head and toss it to the ground. Lucas dropped to his knees in front of her, putting his face at the level of her gloriously rounded breasts. Opening his mouth, he sucked one taut nipple in, worshipping it with his tongue and lips. It tasted so damn good, warm and sweet and incredibly female. His cock, already hard, swelled even more and he reached down to unzip his pants and free it from its denim prison.

“Oh yeah. I need me some of that.” Olivia breathed the words out in one sexy breath. Placing her hands on his shoulders she pushed until he landed on his back with her right on top of him.

“It’s all there for you.” Lucas let out a low growl as the woman of his dreams reversed her position to straddle him backward and took him into the warm softness of her mouth. Above him he could smell her warm juices through the thin layer of soft cotton cradling her sex.

What kind of woman wore a dress while out hunting dinosaurs?

The question fled as quickly as it came. The woman in question knew more than a thing or two about how to make a man’s cock stand up and pay attention. Her tongue slid down the length, caressing every inch of him as she sucked as enthusiastically as toddler with her first lollipop.

Lucas closed his eyes and gave himself up to the pure joy of being with her again. He’d wanted more of her since the moment she left, and now he was here to settle that claim.

Flames of lust roared through every nerve, setting his body on fire. Nothing mattered except the amazing feel of her lips on him, her tongue dancing along his hard length, her fingers exploring, mapping every inch of his body that she could reach.

Olivia was no passive participant in the game of love, waiting for him to take her and fill her with his seed. No, she was woman in all her glory, demanding his participation, his presence in her world, in the act of union as old as life itself.

She turned him on like no other women he’d ever met.

Lucas hooked his fingers in the soft cotton of her panties and ripped, tossing the ruined scrap of material aside. Grasping her hips he pulled her down to feast on the slick wetness of her sex.

Olivia let out a little mewling sound and spread her legs wide in silent invitation. Lucas responded by dipping his tongue deep to taste the honeyed heat he’d dreamt so much about. Damn, the woman tasted good! Better than good. Amazing. Great. Sexy.

Spreading the soft folds of skin with his fingers, he licked and sucked, pausing only to graze his teeth across the little bundle of nerves at her entrance.

When Olivia dipped her head down and took him back into her mouth he almost came right there. Just the sight of her silky mane of hair cascading across his belly was enough to make his cock tremble with lust. Damn. How had he managed to live with her all these months?

Her tongue traced the thick vein up the side of his cock, and it swelled until it felt like it was going to burst. He gritted his teeth, unwilling to stop the glorious feel of her mouth moving up and down on his shaft. He’d imagined this so many times, it was hard to separate fantasy from reality.

Still, if he wanted to be inside her when he came it was time to change things up.

Wrapping an arm around her waist he lifted her off of him and twirled her around until they were face to face. Setting her down on top of him, he reached for his pants and fumbled for the foil packet he kept in his wallet.

“Let me help you with that.” Olivia snatched the square of foil from his fingers and ripped it open with her teeth.

He’d never seem anything as sexy as the look on her face as she loomed over him and extricated the condom from its wrapping. Within seconds, he was safely sheathed and ready for action.

Grasping her hips, he positioned her sex directly above his shaft. The wet heat of her entrance pulsed enticingly against the head of his cock, and he paused to savor the sensation.

After an endless moment, he rocked his hips upward, plunging himself into her welcoming depths.

Damn that felt good. Wonderful. Amazing. He stayed motionless, willing his eager cock back under control. The last thing he wanted to do was climax in a rush. He wanted to give Olivia an experience she wouldn’t be able to walk away from, now or in the morning or next week even.

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